turtles-are-dope-shit-yo: gerardwayisperfect: marraphy: rapidstrike: mynameisgrey: addigot-moxie: galaxy-hearts: shoeshined: When Asians attack. OH MY GODS JLAFKJkasefklawjEKLTAJ HIS TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS I WANT TO BE HIM OMG OH MY GOD LITERALLY DYING klmldaooolmfao SEFTYGUHIJL56RWDgil HAHAHA saaw it a long time ago but it made me cry again :’D
wooahjade: That goat hatin on that black one LOL
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
I don't want anyone to take my place.
Let your boyfriend/girlfriend be friends with...
melissarejante: mrsweasley: Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they fucking did, and I lost it. OMG ASDFGHKL i fucking love mr.bean
Things between two people should only be kept...
vickibaybeee: It’s their decisions and it should never be affected by other people that have nothing to do with it.